Friday, November 1, 2019

Trump Tribe @ Fireside

President Donald Trump is not getting enough ego stroking with his Helicopter-Side Chats. He is now floating the idea of beginning to conduct 'Fireside Chats,' i.e., the 32nd President,  Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Trump wishes to go on television and address the nation reading his telephone transcript conversation with Ukraine President Zielinski. He wants to show once and for all that his conversation with the Ukranian leader was "perfect." Perhaps if that Fireside Chat goes well he could re-capture those glory days of high television ratings enjoyed with 'The Apprentice.'

Personally, I think there is a comedy sitcom potential in this scenario. As the episode opens, we see The Commander-in-Chief and the entire Trump family circled around the Fireside. The cozy setting notices the Trump girls playing 'Twister' while the older boys are seriously engaged playing 'Monopoly. Melania is roasting marshmallows and methodically assembling together delicious looking S'mores. The camera finally brings into view the President demonstrating to son, Barron the proper way to eat S'mores with a knife and fork much like Donald and Sarah Palin showed the world how to eat pizza.
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The Shady Bunch

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