I appreciate the many college people who read my blogs. I have received comments and communications from numerous students. With these readers in mind, I post today's blog; non-college students should also read the post for obvious benefits to the 'family.'
The rant today focuses on whom you should marry, when you should marry and 'why-hell' you should NOT own a automatic dishwasher! Pay attention, there could be a 'test' conducted at your local divorce lawyers' office in the near future!
Here are my random rants on matrimony:
(1) If you are an 'only' child don't marry an 'only' child. (If you need an explanation on this rule then you are likely on academic probation or a successful cheater).
(2) Youngest child to youngest child is also a marriage-mismatch whereas oldest to oldest is a good 25th anniversary bet.
(3) Most certainly same religious backgrounds likely insures marriage success although too many exceptions to the rule cloud this notion. Note however... If a Jew marries a Muslim and they celebrate a ten year anniversary, that couple should write a book and have a book signing in the Gaza Strip.
(4,) Both the man and woman should take a cooking course together.
(5) A young couple should share one plastic credit card for identity needs and credit establishment; use it once per year.
(6) Don't eat out more than twice a month.
(7) Agree to visit in-laws no more than three times per year.
(8) Men should make sure their kids will know that dad loves mom more than anybody and kids must understand they cannot end run dad using mom as a 'blocker.'
(9) Both the young lady and young man MUST know twelve nursery rhymes.
(10) Never have an automatic dishwasher for two reasons...first when a couple shares nightly dish wash and towel drying chores they will undoubtedly share meaningful moments and that love will grow; secondly, your damn dishes will be cleaner...guaranteed!!!
Shout out to EIU Panthers and to Kristen...a happy 21st birthday and stay sober with her.
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