Monday, February 23, 2015

Canine Capers

Random Dog Bits & Poodle Parts---

My wife of nearly 55 years is either the biggest 'control freak' on the face of the earth or this world's greatest optimist. Last week following a breakfast, she took a few bits of scrambled eggs to the dog's bowl. As she leaned forward to place the left over goodies in front of the pup, she harshly admonished the Toy Poodle, "Now, you eat this...SLOWLY !"

Dog Philosophy-
Daily walks with Toy Poodle 'Yodie' finds the pup stopping frequently to lift his leg and 'mark' his territory. At some point, he usually pauses for a body-contorted relief. He immediately demonstrates his personal life's philosophy; 'when shit happens, cover it and move on!'


No comments:

Post a Comment