Some Central American immigrants seeking political asylum entry into the United States become frustrated and begin throwing rocks at border guards. Border guards respond by firing tear gas at the demonstrators. President Trump gave the okay to "shoot" those rock throwers. Of course, if any of these immigrants are successful entering the USA, they will likely be hired at minimum wages by hotel corporations and the farming industry, which will be ignored by authorities because its profitable for 'the man.'
Twenty-six percent of Major League Baseball players hail from Latin American countries and many of them and their minor league counterparts are in the USA making millions of dollars as the result of unseemly and underhanded, if not illegal dealings by major league clubs. These shenanigans are under investigation and soon may expose the ugly underbelly of our National Pastime. Those same border guards who fire tear gas at the immigrants at the Mexican border were likely in Dodgers Stadium this past summer cheering Yasiel Puig who entered this country under very dark and mysterious circumstances with a stench of underground-crimal illegality.
Perhaps a good money-making idea would to place baseballs in the hands of those illegals at the Mexican border and have the border guards aim radar guns at those folks instead of tear-gas guns. Anybody with a fast ball over 90mph gets preferential asylum treatment...and an agent.
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