"Stupid is what Stupid Does!"

According to Holy Bible scriptures, the Sea of Galilee was pretty much the 'home base' of Jesus Christ's ministry. Christ spoke His parables near the site, displayed many of His miracles near the waters and 'walked' upon the Sea of Galilee. One would expect the folks in Israel to consider the shores and Sea as most sacred. Furthermore, it is understandable that tourist attractions would be erected around the Lake. Obviously the Sea of Galilee would be a desired vacation destination for many of the Christian faith and others who espouse Christian family-based-values, i.e., the Republican Party of the United States of America, which often suggest some exclusive relationship with Jesus Christ over those of other political persuasions.

Members of the Republican Party express constant fear that a secular Democrat agenda is trying to take Christ out of Christmas, barricade the Ten Commandments from the public square and turn our children towards a 'gay' life style. Perhaps the Christian fundamentals associated with the Sea of Galilee explains Republican Congressman Kevin Yoder (Kansas) joining other right-wing conservative Christians on a fact-finding journey-mission to the Holy Waters.

(Disclaimer: Please note that we have a four-year old Toy poodle named, James Wilkerson Yoder, we call him 'Yodie.' Our Toy poodle, 'Yodie' is from Arthur, Illinois and is of Amish conviction and thus follows a strict Mennonite doctrine. Our 'Yodie' is NOT related to Congressman, Kevin Yoder!)

After a night of dinning and drinking on the shores of Galilee, twenty members from Congressman Yoder's group decided to jump into the Sea of Galilee for a swim. The Republican Congressman Yoder took 'all' his clothes off and jumped into the devine waters for a skinny-dip. Thank God, Congressman Yoder cannot 'walk' on the waters; his buck-naked ass immediately slipped beneath the surface!

Since this infamous swim, Mr. Yoder has apologized and House Majority Leader, Eric Cantor has assured the world that this 'kind' of behavior will NEVER happen again...we can conclude that Eric Cantor CAN walk on water given the obvious; he can ensure what Christ cannot ensure...Cantor's followers will never again commit sin!