I read in the newspaper where a Colorado man vacationing in the south caused a bit of excitement at a restaraunt when he exposed one of his testicles. Sitting on a bar stool, one of his testicles became visible when he turned.
A female patron asked the manager to address the matter. The manager did so but felt it necessary to identify the woman who complained. This caused the 'Nut Fella' to spread his legs and expose more of his genitalia. Perhaps shored by some Colorado marajuana, the man pointed to his privates with his middle finger and laughed at the complaining lady. The offended woman poured wine on the fella, which causes this reader to question the restaraunt's 'rating.'
The police arrived and thoroughly investigated the incident. They determined that the gent was wearing very short shorts. Don't you admire good police work?
It was reported at the restaurant's closing time that oyster sales for the evening were 'down' considerably.
(Note: This stuff is too bizarre to make up. When in doubt...google it).
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