I suspect Americans are looking forward to the future when they might return to some resemblance of social normalcy...but then there is apt to be a 'new normalcy.' I believe changes are coming.
We might anticipate the following changes within the year:
1. A majority of mask wearing public.
2. A subtle nod replacing the 🤝👎🏼handshake greeting.
3. No hugging.
4. Memorial Remembrance Services replacing wake visitations.
5. A baby-boom...(can't mandate 'stay-at-home' policy and expect 💑 couples to just play cards).
6. An increase incidence of anxiety and depression reported.
7. Spousal abuse increase.
8. A rise in suicides.
9. More office and restaraunt cubicles providing a greater degree of 🤧 personal space.
10. Sanitizing dispensers and wipes on all public 🚕 transportation and in commercial buildings.
11. More online local purchases and home delivery services.
12. A rise in cookbook sales and a decline in restaraunt sales.
13. Home and business 'air-purification' will become a huge industry.
14. Medicated Facial salves and lip balms will become fashionable.
15. Personal-space aerosol canister-sanitizer will make the drugstore shelves.
16. Designer face masks with sport logos, Disney Characters, etc.
17. Resurgence of Drive-In Theaters
18. A cell phone app equipped with 'beeper' when somebody enters your six foot space.
19. A Trump pull-string talking doll spewing 💩one liners, i.e. "I know more about 🙍🏿♂️ everything
than anybody."
20. Temperature 😡 monitoring at all social events and gatherings.
21. Hydroxoychloroquine Cereal...just in case it's good for you ...."whata ya got to lose?"
22. More men wearing ponytails since the barber 💇🏼♂️stands closer than six feet.👩👧👦
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