This Congress May Like The Idea

My fellow Americans, (I always wanted to use that phrase), we can all agree that 'it has been a great run.' Starting with the Pilgrims, continuing with the westward expansion, the industrial revolution, space flight and high technology; we did ourselves proud. However, we need to face facts, things are going down the 'turlet.' Let's make a deal; let's sell the country.  Here me out........................................

Many years ago, Arab nations got all pissed off over those Bob Hope & Bing Crosby 'road movies;' Road to Baghdad, etc, which made jokes about 'camel jockeys.' Many of those Arab adults today were the movie-goers back then...they're mad! Many are now terrorists doing that bombing thing...they're mad!  The Mexicans never got over losing that war to America and now the descendants of Santa Ana are sneaking across our borders and screwing up our economy, schools and health care systems. (Note: We will acknowledge that our lawns 'look better' these days). The Chinese are now poisoning our pets with tainted 'beef jerky-treats.' Finally, the Middle Eastern countries never stop 'dicking' with fuel pump prices. It's time to sell. !

Mentally, revisit with me some recent events: Citigroup made a deal that garnered that institution billions of dollars and get relief from the mortgage crisis while many States have sold their highway toll-systems to Arab countries. Come to think of it, when was the last time you did business at a '7-11 Store' and someone greeted you in fluent English?? I rest my case; It's time to sell.

Stop and ask yourself a few simple questions: What do most Americans wish for in their lives? They wish to live away from people who 'look' different from them, have cheap gas, good barbecue sauce and plenty of cold beer. Therefore, we sell out. Sell all financial buildings, and school houses. We are going broke as a nation and our education system is 'leaving' children behind. If we sold our nation to the terrorists what motivation would they have to bomb that which they now own?

We should sell the country and request the same deal we gave the American Native Indians: Give us some free land, throw in some chickens and a milk cow, unlimited supply of Baby Rays Sauce, unlimited gasoline and an endless supply of beer-kegs for tailgate parties  It would be nice to have a television set for Monday Night Football games or Camel Races; whatever becomes the national sport!