If you are like me, you must often times wonder about the thinking or lack thereof by some people. Recently, I read these head-scratching news stories: A Fargo, ND fella operating a ice cleaning Zamboni machine at a high school ice hockey game was driving erratically as he banged the vehicle into the rink walls. He was arrested for drunken driving with a blood alcohol level 4 times the legal limit. His lawyers' defense, 'the Zamboni machine does not meet city code of a vehicle.'
The attorney defending the alleged DC mansion killer whose DNA was found on pizza crust said it could not possibly be his clients because the defendant's family said the alleged murderer does not like pizza. (Okay, give that man a get-out-of-jail card !)
And then we have the reporting news of the Minneapolis elementary school field trip. Unlike my (1950) eleven-year old classmates who boarded a school bus for a St. Louis Art Museum field trip, these Minneapolis kiddos' field trip was to an adult porn store where they attended a workshop lecture about adult sex toys and human sexual behavior. Hey, mommies of Minneapolis, keep a close eye on the kiddies this summer!
No comments:
Post a Comment