Just Who Is Jesus?

Author Unknown...

There are 3-good arguments that Jesus was 'Black.'
1) He called everybody brother.
2) He liked Gospel
3) He did not get a fair trial.

But then there are 3-good arguments that Jesus was 'Jewish.'
1) He went into his father's business.
2) He lived at home until he was 33.
3) He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure He was God.

But then there are 3-good arguments that Jesus was an 'Italian.'
1) He talked with his hands.
2) He had wine with his meals.
3) He used olive oil.

But then there are 3-good arguments that Jesus was a 'Californian.'
1) He never cut his hair.
2) He walked around barefoot.
3) He started a new religion.

But then there are 3-equally good arguments that Jesus was an 'American Indian.'
1) He was at peace with nature.
2) He ate a lot of fish.
3) He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there was the good arguments that Jesus was 'Irish.'
1) He never married.
2) He was always telling stories.
3) He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling 3-arguments was that Jesus was a woman.
1) He fed a crown a moment's notice with virtually no available food.
2) He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3) And even when dead, he got up because there was still work to do.

Can I get an Amen?
(Touch)
Why Me Lord