Makes No Sense

I suspect others reading these words relate to my puzzlement.


 1). A baseball pitcher throws a pitch and the baseball hits the ground in front of the catcher and the umpire insists that the 'baseball' is no longer worthy of game usage. The ball is tossed from the game. The next batter hits a baseball extremely hard and the baseball caroms off two walls in the outfield skips off the dirt and skids across the outfield grass. The baseball is thrown into an infielder who tosses it to the pitcher for the next pitch...'that' baseball is NOT disqualified. Makes no sense.

 2) I have computer router problems and telephone a designated number to get assistance. A recording comes on and asks me if I wish to speak English or Spanish; I say 'English.' The telephone call is then transferred to somebody in India who cannot speak English. Makes no sense.

 3) The correct pronunciation of the letter 'W' is Double-U; not Doubya. But actually, it should be
     Double-'V.' Makes no sense.

 4) People say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too." I say you can't eat cake if you don't have it!
     Makes no sense.

 5) I've seen chicken claws but never chicken fingers, yet you find chicken fingers on restaurant
     menus but never chicken claws. Makes no sense.

 6) My delivered pizza is round but comes in a square box and cut in triangle pieces. Can't they
      make up their mind? Makes no sense.

 7) Why do I press harder on my remote control when I no it needs batteries? Makes no sense.

 8) Why does the grocery clerk asks me if I want to check out at the self service line when she
      knows that I don't work there? Makes no sense.

 9) Academic grades should be E=Excellent; A= Average; I= Inferior. Instead we have A,B,C,D & F
     only the 'F' makes sense.

10) People who say, "I hate to say..." should NOT! That would make sense.