Man dies and goes to Heaven where he is interviewed by Saint Peter....after St. Peter completes his questioning he says...
St Peter: Now that I've completed my questioning, do you have any questions?
Man: I do. I notice a clock on the wall behind you with the hour, minute and second hands all at 12.
St. Peter: Oh, everybody on earth has a clock in Heaven. That clock behind me is Mother Teresa's clock. The hands only move if that person told a lie while on earth...Mother Teresa told no lies.
St. Peter continued: Down the hallway you'll notice Abraham Lincoln's clock and the second hand moved two ticks indicating Abe only told two lies while on earth.
Man: Where is President Donald Trump's clock?
St. Peter: Oh, Trump's clock is in the Apostle Paul's room. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
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Tell The Truth
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