United States President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un have agreed, in principle to hold a meeting, henceforth to be known as the "The Hair Summit." Well, hold that thought.
The particular format, exact time and place has yet to be determined, therefore let's offer some ideas.
Both countries could use some quick cash. Trump needs money to build a Southern border wall and just looking at Kim one gets the impression that North Korea needs 'Barber Colleges.' Okay. Let's expand our idea and embark on 'The Annual Hair Summit Games.' We can schedule home and away; even years USA turf and odd years, North Korea The up coming 'Hair Summit Games' could be hosted by Texas. It's a Big State with plenty of area where Donnie and Kim could shoot-off rockets into the Gulf of Mexico. The two self-centered, self aggrandizing buffoons could have a televised body-parts comparison competition starting with 'hand sizes.' Other competitive engagements could be miniature golf, sack races and lip sync singing their respective National Anthems. (Some body at the White House needs to work with Trump). Yes, oh yes, we would need sideline cheerleaders. Trump already has the names of some 18-chicks to call at a moments notice and Kim has a bevy of military brown suits that are ready to applaud him for anything. This event could reach the extravagant size of America's NFL Super Bowl. Talk about a 'tail-gate party!'
The grand finale would be a military parade of the two countries war arsenals. Both Trump and Kim could strike posture poses similar to the familiar poses of Adolf Hitler or General George Patton. Wow! Talk about a Norman Rockwell moment!
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My Guns Bigger Than Yours
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