This emergency alert goes out to all married men especially those over the age of 55. The Hallmark Movie Channel has recently announced that it will once again be offering a steady diet of 'Christmas In July Movies.'
The following are reminders and tips for the men to grasp Hallmark Christmas Movie concepts, themes and 'matchups:'
1. All actors are handsome, all actresses are beautiful. The Hallmark Movie directors reject any notion of 'ordinary looking' folks. Even parents and grandparents of principal characters are 'lookers.'
2. The basic theme is always centered on the love-triangle concept...I said Always!
3. Regarding a rivalry between two men seeking the affection of a woman or two women shaking their tail-feathers for some fella, you can anticipate those two vying for winner's rights have totally different personalities. One is kind and caring while the other is a tad bit self-centered. This obvious casting concept reduces anxiety for the stress-vulnerable senior-set, which makes up the larger portion of Hallmark Movie viewers.
4. It's a Christmas movie folks! Expect a snowball fight near the end.
5. Occasionally, their is a child involved in the plot. A widow or widower will eventually 'see clearly' the correct romantic choice through the eyes of the kid.
Finally, Hallmark Movies are a relaxing entertainment experience. One does not feel frustration waiting for some devious plot to unfold over a two-hour showing. Nope! You will have it all figured out within the first seven minutes. This allows you to easily multi-task, i.e., knit or nap.
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