Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Pew...WEEEE!

The University of Exeter was established in 1955. It is a public research university located in Douth West, England, United Kingdom. Recently, Exeter research produced some rather interesting or certainly unique findings. It seems that the scent hydrogen sulfide has potential health benefits for people.

Let me help you recall and identify what hydrogen sulfide 'smells' like. Recall the odor of rotten eggs? Okay, how about that smell emitting from the backside of that large man in front of you in the Walmart checkout lane? You got it! Rotten eggs and farts do contain the hydrogen sulfide odor. Now, here's what the University of Exeter researchers discovered: The hydrogen sulfide odor has potential health benefits. This discovery is a game changer:

1) If you are in a confined area with several people and you are fighting back that fart, stop it. Let her rip; you are potentially improving the quality of health of folks nearby.
2) Young boys forced to share a bed with a younger brother...don't feel guilty cutting a fart and  shoving junior's head under the covers. Actually, it could be considered an act of love.
3) Grandkids should no longer giggle and make light of their aging grandparents who 'cut the cheese' in public. In fact, when Granny cuts-loose at the Thanksgiving table or the movie theater give her a round of applause.
4) Finally, gals, if your spouse is filling the bedroom with an abundance of hydrogen sulfide scent, you should hold your nose, move closer to him and give him a big hug and kiss of gratitude for improving the quality of life's journey.
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Let It Rip

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