Yesterday evening, my neighbor hollered over the backyard fence to have me draw near for a 'funny' story. Seems as tho' he was recently at a local hospital ER to have a few stitches put in his hand when an 80+ year-old gent entered the ER with 'that' 4-hour Viagra side affect problem! Yes sir, it evidently happens. The story was entertaining mainly because the older fellow with the issue was openly telling everyone who would listen exactly what his problem was and how his 'girlfriend' was mad at him for leaving her to go to the hospital.
It reminded me of another similar 'off-the-wall' libido-enhancement saga. Perhaps three or four years ago, I was seated at a corner table at a local McDonald's, sipping my 'senior-coffee' and reading the USA Today, when a lady joined two other ladies at a nearby table. The woman began explain why she was late. Evidently, she spent much of the early morning hours with her husband at the hospital ER due to his excruciating abdominal pain. The lady continued with her tale loudly and began intermittent laughing. Seems her husband read an article that suggested that watermelon was some sort of aphrodisiac. It does, indeed.
The lady explained that after the ER doctor did several medical test to rule out various common abdominal problems, the gent told the doc and his wife that he may have eaten 'too much' watermelon. When the doctor asked how much watermelon he had eaten, the Casanova confessed that he had misread the article and instead of eating two-cups of watermelon, he had ingested nearly two whole melons! I had to leave McDonald's immediately because I could not contain my laughter hearing these ladies carry-on.
I was still giggling 'inside' my own stomach as I checked out of Kroger's and headed home with milk, bread, soda and of course, one small watermelon.
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