America's News 'IS' Comedy Central

The current American news is absolutely bizarre. To put it in a more simple vernacular; there's some 'crazy-crap' happening and being reported in the 'good old U. S. Of A.' My Grandpa E. V. Bennett would be totally 'confounded.'

A 'man' who won the 1976 Olympic Gold in the Decathlon representing America recently received another prestigious sports award for showing courage in declaring that 'he' wants to dress and be accepted as a 'woman.' This announcement fed the frenzy of many Americans who truly 'get into sexual matters' of their neighbor's. Of course, we now have a national debate about gender public restroom usage. Grandpa E. V. Bennett would say, "Well, I'll be go-to-hell if that ain't the damndest thing ever heard tell."

Just today, American newspapers report the 15-month prison sentencing of former high school wrestling coach turned politician and former United States Speaker of the House for bank fraud in connection to his raping of teenage boys he once coached. 'Hot Damn, that's right E. V.', the man could have been our President.

Speaking of President, Ted Cruz campaigning for that office has etched his name in Presidential politics history. Cruz has no mathematical chance to receive enough delegates going into the convention to get the nomination. Lo' & behold Grandpa E. V., the silly sumbitch announced  yesterday his Vice President running mate. Cruz thus becomes the 'only' mathematically eliminated Presidential candidate to pick a running mate. And...the lady he picked for his ticket was recently characterized by Cruz's opponent as 'having too ugly-a-face' to be President. I said bizarre!
I suspect by Mother's Day Cruz will announce his Cabinet appointments and Supreme Court Justice nominee.
'Dadgummit, I believe Grandpa E. V.  would 'reckon' today's news items are frightful and pathetic.
E. V. Bennett would also reckon life was much better when our President 'looked' like Abe and everybody used the outhouse. Actually, I'm always amused by Ted Cruz's speeches. Every statement he makes, he wishes it to be as profound as the Gettysburg Address and delivered with the speaking style and cadence of JFK.