Hokey Pokey Guys

"You put your right foot in you put your right foot out you put your right foot in and shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around that's what it's all about..." The Hokey Pokey is one of those late-in-the-night party dances that seems easier to do for the fellas, much like the 'Bunny Hop' because enough beer has been consumed.

Republican Presidential candidate, Donald Trump and his advisors are 'doing' the Hokey Pokey thinking the American voters are intoxicated. It would be difficult even for the staunchest Trump supporter to deny that 'The Donald' has been a whining, bullying asshole with his attack-hate rhetoric for the entire campaign. Now, his advisors are pleading with the RNC to embrace their guy because "he is evolving into a more Presidential-style persona." In other words, every thing about Trump up until this time is untrue, false and some kind of act. However, just give him a chance and he will turn on a dime and begin acting more like Ronnie Reagan and Abraham Lincoln..."and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about... Hokey Pokey and Hocus Pocus!"

Not to be out done by Trump's total disregard for the American people's common sense, Former  U.S. House Majority Leader, Tom Delay wrote a support letter in behalf of Former U. S. Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert to the Judge who will sentence Hastert this week. You'll recall Hastert, when coaching high school wrestling sexually violated young boys and later paid hush money, which violated some banking rules. Delay said in his letter, "He (Hastert) is a good man that loves the Lord and he (Hastert) gets his integrity and values from HIM. He (Hastert) doesn't deserve what he's going through." ...."You put put your whole self in you put your whole self out, you put your whole self in and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about...Hocus Pocus!" Excuse me, I need another beer.