Sunday, June 26, 2016

"...or get off the pot."

Holy crap, I cannot believe all the theoretical gibberish-jabber being bantered about on the heels of Great Britain's vote to 'leave' the European Union. Every news network parades a bevy of so-called experts who offer every imaginable fallout scenario from global financial collapse to the start of the rapture. The reference to the second coming of Christ was advanced by the genuine screw ball, Pastor John Hagee.

The Brits are now circulating a 'do-over' petition. They already have three million signatures pleading to have a second referendum. Don't you just 'feel' for them? It's like purchasing that expensive piece of clothing only to discover it doesn't fit. You plan to exchange the item but you can't find the receipt.

My wife is even upset over all these uncertainties in the United Kingdom. I had to assure her that our American television networks will continue to cover the Royal Family thus enabling fantasy-thirsting colony folks to follow the fairytale life of William, Kate, little George, 'Chuckie' and momma Lizzie.

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