Irony?

We Americans often embrace with condescending joy the criticism of other countries. We point fingers at countries that demean women and countries that perceive women as second-class. Perhaps we should self-examine regarding this issue.

In this 2016, United States Presidential election one candidate, a woman, is at the precipice of 'breaking the glass ceiling' thus becoming America's first female President. But WHOA NELLIE! The penises are about to 'wiggle' into the outcome.

Never in the history of our nation has the presidential campaigning discourse been so pathetically vulgar and laced with such low-life rhetoric as has this 2016 election. In the early going, Marco Rubio made a reference about the size of Donald Trump's hands and said, "You know what they say about a man with small hands...you can't trust them." Trump felt he needed to respond therefore he commented that his hands were not 'that' small and he does not 'have trouble in that department.' He said, "Believe me." Thank goodness no one asked for proof.

A recently released audio-tape of Trump saying he grabs womens' breasts and vagina's and kisses them at his will because he is a famous star, which gives him permission. On the heels of these comments a parade of women have come forward publicly to verify they were victims of Trump's sexual assault-groping. Trump then decided to counter these attacks by invoking Bill Clinton's past 'wee wee' activities.

As the election nears the final days, the FBI, which previously decided there was not evidence of wrongdoing with her private email server to bring charges against female candidate, Hillary Clinton, the FBI Director now releases a letter saying that it is going to examine 'new' pertinent emails.

Lo' and behold, if you follow the new email 'subject matter, we should not be surprised to learn that the new emails are connected to yet another man's penis? Well, they are! And believe it or not the man's name is WEINER.

November 9, 2016 American Newspaper headlines just might read: "Weiners' Dick-Tate Winner." Ps. As soon as this election is over, we Americans can begin our 'seasonal' watchdog duty of identifying those awful liberals who are saying 'Happy Holidays' instead of Merry Christmas...they want to take Christ out of Christmas! We can also remind all protesters: 'America, Love It Or Leave It.'