Last Friday morning, my wife gave me the annual Halloween instructions. I shall summarize: (1) Open the door and act really surprised, (2) determine immediately if the little treat-seeking-toddlers are children of close friends, neighborhood kids or total strangers. (3) Then I was shown the three different canisters of treats designated for the appropriate recipient. (4) Lastly, she explained that when we go to bed or should we run out of candy; 'turn off the porch light to signal for the Halloween treat-seekers to pass us by.' She then asked, "Do you have any questions?" I said, "Yes. Is there a porch-light signal for political campaigners and Mormons to pass us by?"
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