I have been toying with an idea. It is well documented that Dennis Rodman is the 'only' trusted American in the eyes of North Korea's Kim Jong Un. I suppose the fact that Rodman was the dirtiest NBA player in history has something to do with Kim's fascination. It is also known that boxing promoter Don King is a President Trump 'guy." That mutual admiration-society begins with the 'hair.' Here's my thought, I'd like to explore the possibility developing and promoting potentially the greatest money-making boxing match the world has ever know? TRUMP VS. UN.
These two leaders have been trash-talking at each other for months. This boxing match is a natural!
Vladimir Putin would host the match in Northern Russia. It could be billed, "Thunder in the Tundra."
Referee: 'Crooked' Hillary Clinton.
Judges: Rosie O'Donnell, Marla Maples Trump and Colin Kaepernick.
Card-carrying Girls (announcing Rounds) Caitlyn Jenner and Megyn Kelly.
Trump's corner handlers: David Duke & Jeff Sessions.
Un's corner handlers: Iran's Supreme Leader, Aytolah Ali Khamenei
Public Announcer: Jimmie Kimmel says, "Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to this boxing match between the two biggest blow-hards the world has ever known. In this corner wearing brown trunks, "He floats like a turd with a haircut like a nerd; North Korea's rocket mouth, Kim Jong Un."
"And in this corner wearing Confederate flag trunks, the groping-bloviating bully, Donald J. Trump."
This is a financial windfall-gold mine!
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Great Day to Whip Ass
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