Recently, I posted a blog listing my 2018 New Year's Resolutions, which I have every intention to break. I feel compelled to make some New Year predictions and why not?
Lots of people make predictions all the time and many annual prognosticators give their crystal ball preview at a New Year's start. Here goes mine:
1. I predict once again the world will NOT end.
2. President Trump's recent tax cuts for corporations will not cause a 'trickle down.' The only trickle
down from Trump will be caused by an enlarged prostate.
3. The Cubs will win the National League Central Division but not the Pennant. Cards finish 3rd.
4. Justin Beiber will get arrested.
5. Donald Trump will not be President Labor Day.
6. There will be another documentary about JonBenet Ramsey's Murder Case.
7. America's stupidity and gullibility rate will grow faster than the National Debt.
8. Wolf Blitzer will surpass Larry King's record for most hours ever logged in front of a television
camera.
9. The GOP will once again (while in power) not attempt to repeal Roe v. Wade.
10. In mid-November, Donald Trump will announce his return to television as a Late Show host;
this time on Russian television.
Ps. Likely none of the above will come to pass and things will stay much the same as in 2017...Trump will NOT show his taxes but will continue to show his ass while the richer get richer and the poor get poorer and I refuse to buy a Polo shirt at Von Maur for $133.00.
(Touch)Don't Hold Your Breath Prediction
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