Boom Boom Boom Boom

 "If it ain't one thing it's another," said the late SNL comedian, Gilda Radner. 'Who gets nuclear weapons and who gets shutout' seems to have no end-game. If my research is correct the following nations have 'The Bomb:' United Kingdom, China, India, Pakistan, Russia, Israel, North Korea and the United States. It appears Syria and Iran wish to join the club.

The decision who gets the bomb and who doesn't get the bomb rests with the United States due to the fact, we have the MOST bombs and the CLOSEST relationship with God, which gives Americans a better understanding of moral principles. Of course, we also benefit also from having Israel whispering in our ear.

Here's my take:  The United Kingdom gets the bomb because we don't want to lose accessibility to The Royal Family 'goings-on.' India gets the bomb because those folks keep our cell phones and computers operational. We must give China anything they want because we need food and let's face it, they own most of our land. Israel gets the bomb and anything else they want...just the way it's been since WWII. Israel has become America's godfather. They now dictate to our Congress with whom and how we should negotiate. Speaking of the second world war, Russia deserves the bomb because our military leaders snubbed General George S. Patton's advice. Where Pakistan is concerned; give them the bomb and they can give us addictive drugs from opium. If there is a country harmless with military weapons it's France, they can have the bomb.  If we arrange an NBA franchise for North Korea it will keep them preoccupied and they'll forget they have the bomb.

Folks, we have not had such problems since the American Indians got access to whiskey!
"Boom Boom Boom Boom, gonna shoot ya right down..." John Lee Hooker