Sunday, November 20, 2016

Word Lessons

The phrase to 'piss backwards' means to retract what you previously said. Urban legend suggest that police frequently used this phrase when responding to a domestic disturbance call. Often the victim who telephoned police with the complaint will later change their mind. 'They pissed backwards.'

Used in a contemporary situation, one could say that President-elect, Donald Trump, who adamantly claimed he would never 'SETTLE' his racketeering-fraud lawsuit against Trump University has 'pissed backwards' recently by settling the lawsuit for 25-million dollars.

Actually, it would appear that Trump needs a 'zipper-fly' in the back of all his trousers. He has also pissed backwards on the 'Mexican-border wall,' Obamacare (repeal & replace), prosecuting Hillary Clinton and banning Muslims from entering the country. And there could be more backward pissing on the horizon after visiting with Mitt Romney about a cabinet position...you know, the same Mitt Romney that Trump called a "pathetic loser."

Your final 'word' lesson for the day is 'SUCKER.' A sucker is a gullible or easily deceived person.
I'll let you all come up with your own contemporary circumstance underscoring people who might be 'suckers.'

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