Painting and Playing 'Dont' Mix!

A while back, I was watching one of those ultimate fights on television when a commercial came on in the middle of this blood-bath. The TV ad depicted a married couple painting a room in their house. The lady was half-way up a ladder with paint roller in hand and the gent was beneath her to the right using a paint brush. They glanced at each other with rather coy smiles. He reached for her paint-roller and assisted her down the ladder laying the roller next to his brush. At that moment the announcer said, "Cialas can make any moment the right moment." Now, I doubt that I need to go into great detail about this Cialas drug...it's for fella's who suffer with the 'limps.'

Every time I have a Doctor's checkup, the good Doc always asks if I need any of 'those' pills. Next time he asks I'm going to ask him if I'm giving off some clue, which prompts his inquiry or has my wife called him.

Anyway, back to the Cialas television commercial. The couple left the unfinished painted room and disappeared outdoors. I'm thinking the kids might be home or they have no close by neighbors. I thought back to last spring when my wife and I were painting the family room. If I recall, I used two gallons of paint at $26.00 each. The paint roller was $6.00 and the paint brush was $12.99. Now had I been taking those 'Getty-up' pills and I chose to act on the 'moment,' It could have ended up costing me money not to mention that my wife would not have resumed painting after the 'moment' figuring she'd done enough for me in one day. AND, if we would elect to go outdoors for our amorous engagement we could be arrested if the Catholic grade schoolers are out for recess playing on the sliding board adjacent to our backyard.

The final scene in that commercial showed the couple's naked backs sitting in separate bathtubs holding hands looking out over a lake. I have absolutely no idea as to that message. All I know is that we've got a couple more rooms to paint. If the doctor offers me Viagra during my next visit, I going to ask him how he likes painting.

The ultimate fight came back on and within a couple minutes the guy in the red trucks knocked the 'weenie' stiff of the fella in the white trunks.